LOMA LINDA, California — Leading Adventist nutritionists are reminding Adventists that burnt offerings are “no longer a thing” and should not make appearances at Sabbath potlucks. “Do not try to bring back Old Testament practices just because you might be a bit more distracted than usual this week,” said Adventist Nutritional Association spokesperson Kareem Paye. […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Michigan — According to the Andrews University dietetics department, the greatest source of shame in the Adventist experience is the prospect of leaving a potluck with a dish you made that nobody so much as tasted. “The shame felt at this experience translates globally, with Adventists everywhere reporting anxiety even thinking about their […]
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — A database has been created to track Cheapventists (Adventists known at their local churches for attending potluck without contributing their own dishes). Since word got out about its existence, General Conference administrators have been inundated with names of members that should be on the list. “We were shocked at how much […]
Been invited to potluck but don’t know what to bring? Here is the definitive ranking of your options: 1) Haystacks No self-respecting Adventist congregation can go for too long without serving haystacks. They are simple, crunchy deliciousness. Especially if you use Fritos. 2) Special K Loaf We’re not just putting Special K Loaf on this […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rolled out a new set of recommendations for healthy eating. At the top of its list of recommended meals is what the agency calls “a vegetarian form of taco salad called ‘haystacks’ that is very popular with Seventh-day Adventists.” In a statement released […]
