SILVER SPRING, Maryland —— General Conference (GC) senior leadership rushed into an emergency meeting this morning after a researcher at the White Estate forwarded a memo claiming “irrefutable evidence Ellen White (EGW) thought Doritos were way better than Fritos in haystacks.” GC leaders are struggling with how to frame the new evidence given the fact […]
Been invited to potluck but don’t know what to bring? Here is the definitive ranking of your options: 1) Haystacks No self-respecting Adventist congregation can go for too long without serving haystacks. They are simple, crunchy deliciousness. Especially if you use Fritos. 2) Special K Loaf We’re not just putting Special K Loaf on this […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rolled out a new set of recommendations for healthy eating. At the top of its list of recommended meals is what the agency calls “a vegetarian form of taco salad called ‘haystacks’ that is very popular with Seventh-day Adventists.” In a statement released […]
