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29 August 2024

SATIRE – SCANDAL: Researcher Discovers EGW Favored Doritos Over Fritos In Haystacks

AT Lite Doritos, Ellen White, fritos, haystacks, Revelation

SILVER SPRING, Maryland —— General Conference (GC) senior leadership rushed into an emergency meeting this morning after a researcher at the White Estate forwarded a memo claiming “irrefutable evidence Ellen White (EGW) thought Doritos were way better than Fritos in haystacks.” GC leaders are struggling with how to frame the new evidence given the fact […]

10 February 2023

SATIRE: FDA Recommends Haystacks as “most balanced meal in America”

AT Lite Adventist favorites, fritos, guacamole, haystacks, potluck

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rolled out a new set of recommendations for healthy eating. At the top of its list of recommended meals is what the agency calls “a vegetarian form of taco salad called ‘haystacks’ that is very popular with Seventh-day Adventists.” In a statement released […]

SATIRE – SCANDAL: Researcher Discovers EGW Favored Doritos Over Fritos In Haystacks

SATIRE: FDA Recommends Haystacks as “most balanced meal in America”

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