SATIRE: Adventist Disfellowshipped After Rice Krispies Found in His Special K Loaf
CRUNCHDALE, Tenn. — Lifelong Adventist and faithful potluck contributor Chip Skeete was disfellowshipped from Crunchdale Church after church elders discovered Rice Krispies in the Special K Loaf he brought to potluck last Sabbath. Church Board members were not impressed with Skeete’s excuse that he had only discovered his meager supply of Special K five minutes […]
News
Inter-European Division Aims to Reconsider Credentials for Saša Gunjević
1 April 2023 | The Inter-European Division of Seventh-day Adventists (EUD) has responded to the coming out of Saša Gunjević with an open letter that states its intention to convince the Hanseatic Conference to disqualify Gunjević from pastoral ministry and reconsider his credentials. The full letter was released on March 30, 2023 on the EUDNews […]
Commentary
Tragedy, Trauma and Talking Animals
Shelley Curtis Weaver | 31 March 2023 | During a recent writing project for Adventist Today, editor Loren Seibold and I had a discussion about my use of the word “sublimation.” I was right, and he was right, but his was the “righter” right, because once an obscure word requires that level of discussion, using […]
Features
Aunty, does God tolerate LGBTQ+ people?
Dear Aunt Sevvy, I recently read an answer from you that made me think you believe God tolerates LGBTQ+ people. If so, why did God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah ? Signed, Not Me Dear Not Me: It has always astonished Aunty how many Christians are obsessed with what they believe happened at Sodom and Gomorrah. […]