SATIRE: Adventist Man Accidentally Drinks Caffeinated Tea, Immediately Grows Tail

John Smith found himself in a hairy situation after accidentally sipping on a cup of caffeinated tea at a community event. The drama unfolded at a neighborhood gathering at Snoozeville SDA, where an unsuspecting volunteer, clearly not up to speed on Adventist beverage protocols, placed a pot of caffeinated tea right next to the decaf […]