SATIRE: Adventist Disfellowshipped for Jumping Church Potluck Line
MAGALIA, California — A member of the Magalia Adventist Church was disfellowshipped at the recommendation of the local church board after he was found jumping the fellowship potluck line last Sabbath.
Frank Inskip had allegedly jumped the line with what a church board statement characterized as “casual disregard for well-established potluck protocol right after a sermon on the virtues of patiently waiting upon the Lord.”
Head elder Chuck Haughte said that while the church board members were making no assumptions about the state of Inskip’s spiritual life, it would be some time before he would be welcome in the Magalia congregation again.
Haughte said that leaders of the church were especially aggrieved at Inskip’s behavior as the amount of Special K Loaf on offer last week was “precipitously low.”
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