COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — Clara and Ed Holder have big plans for their marriage next year. The Collegedale-based couple is planning to move to a country with territory comfortably within the Arctic Circle where the sun never sets for several spring/summer months. “We got married right after graduating from Southern in 2010, and at first everything […]
Southern Adventist University has issued a formal apology and sworn a blood oath never to invite back the misguided speaker who dared to promote the “gift of singleness” during a recent Week of Prayer. The campus was thrown into upheaval after Pastor Jim Solo tried to normalize being single during his controversial “Alone With God” […]
Not since his single days has Adventist business owner Chase Lindgren enjoyed such an uninterrupted period of flawless decision making. After his wife took off for her women’s retreat this morning, Lindgren marveled at his ability to prepare a healthy (microwave pizza) lunch, take a well-deserved (and completely necessary) two-hour nap and put off paying […]
At 103 years young, Edith Jenkins was a walking, talking testament to Adventist longevity. A card-carrying Blue Zoner, she had lived Loma Linda life to the full. Lounging in her beloved rocking chair, Edith’s mind wandered to one of life’s most pressing enigmas: her husbands. You see, Edith had waltzed down the aisle not once, […]
COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — Clara and Ed Holder have big plans for their marriage next year. The Collegedale-based couple is planning to move to a country with territory comfortably within the Arctic Circle, where the sun never sets for several spring/summer months. “We got married right after graduating from Southern in 2010, and at first everything […]
COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — Mark and Suzie Robertson, parents of two recent Southern Adventist University graduates, are demanding a full tuition and board refund from the university. “The whole reason we sent Seth and Bethany to Southern was so that they could both get married. All we ever heard about were a few lame banquet dates,” […]
From ANN, January 26, 2016: Some 80 Adventist ministers in the Dominican Republic were recently accredited by the Central Electoral Board to officiate civil marriages recognized by the state. The accreditation took place during a ceremony held last week at Ensanche Quisqueya Seventh-day Adventist Church in Santo Domingo. The Central Electoral Board is a […]
