SATIRE: Parents Demand Tuition Refund From Southern for Their Unmarried Kids
COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — Mark and Suzie Robertson, parents of two recent Southern Adventist University graduates, are demanding a full tuition and board refund from the university. “The whole reason we sent Seth and Bethany to Southern was so that they could both get married. All we ever heard about were a few lame banquet dates,” […]