SATIRE: Bickering Adventist Couple Plans to Move Way North So the Sun Will Never Set on Their Anger

COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — Clara and Ed Holder have big plans for their marriage next year. The Collegedale-based couple is planning to move to a country with territory comfortably within the Arctic Circle where the sun never sets for several spring/summer months. “We got married right after graduating from Southern in 2010, and at first everything […]