SATIRE – Adventist Husband Celebrates 24 Hours of Being Right While Wife at Women’s Retreat

Not since his single days has Adventist business owner Chase Lindgren enjoyed such an uninterrupted period of flawless decision making. After his wife took off for her women’s retreat this morning, Lindgren marveled at his ability to prepare a healthy (microwave pizza) lunch, take a well-deserved (and completely necessary) two-hour nap and put off paying […]