SATIRE: Adventist School Bans Rainbows in Science Class to Avoid “Unintended Theological Statements”
Covenant Hills Adventist Academy has officially banned the display, discussion, or creation of rainbows in all science classes. This unprecedented decision was made to prevent what school officials describe as “unintended theological statements” and to avoid any potential confusion regarding LGBTQ+ interpretations of the colorful phenomenon. Principal Ezra Drysdust elaborated on the reasoning behind the […]
SATIRE: Weimar Campus Security Arrests Salt Smuggler
Campus security at Weimar University made headlines today after apprehending a first-year student attempting to smuggle table salt into the cafeteria during lunch hour. The contraband sodium chloride was discovered hidden in an elaborate false bottom of a seemingly innocent water bottle. “We’ve been tracking this salt ring for weeks,” said Chief of Campus Security, […]
Kingdom Thinking vs. the Cult of Individualism
by Jim Burklo | 26 February 2025 | If we are looking in the Bible for specific public policy prescriptions for the present day, we’re going to be frustrated. But if we’re looking for inspiration to practice compassion through our social, political, and economic systems, we’ll find plenty of it in the scriptures. In the […]
ATSS: Marcelo Reis, “Lord’s Supper or Lost Supper? The Evolution of the ‘Sacramental Meal’ Between the 1st & 3rd Centuries”
26 February 2025 | Throughout Christian history, the Lord’s Supper has played a central role in the church’s theology and liturgy. It is perceived by some Christian traditions as the central ritual of the Christian faith. Despite its being frequently celebrated, not many Christians understand the historical development of the Lord’s Supper to the form […]
SATIRE: Vine Clarifies His New Venture’s “Needle to the Pole” Name NOT an Endorsement of Vaccines
Berrien Springs, Michigan – Dr. Conrad Vine, the outgoing president of Adventist Frontier Missions (AFM), has launched a new ministry called As the Needle to the Pole. But after a flurry of raised eyebrows and frantic WhatsApp chats in Adventist circles, Vine rushed to clarify that the name isn’t a sneaky nod to Pfizer’s latest […]
SATIRE: 9 Things Adventists Get Wrong
Even a movement rooted in truth has blind spots. Here’s where Adventism might be missing the mark. 1. Vegan Diets as Holiness Metrics Our plant-based lifestyle might lower cholesterol, but equating kale smoothies with spiritual superiority? Please. The original health message emphasized stewardship, not judging cheese-lovers while inhaling coconut ice cream by the pint. 2. […]
Épocas del deseo: sexo y reproducción
El libro de 1ª Esdras intentó estar en la Biblia (está en los Apócrifos por un tal «Esdras» que se sitúa entre el Antiguo Testamento y el Nuevo Testamento en algunas Biblias). Afirma que la reconstrucción de Jerusalén y su templo se produjo porque tres de los guardaespaldas judíos del emperador persa Darío celebraron un […]
Revisiting Our Prophet Problem
by Mark Johnson | 25 February 2025 | Why don’t we just bite the bullet and admit it? We fell into the infallibility trap, and we now have a prophet problem. She may have lied about the authorship of much of her body of work. She might have done it all to enrich herself and […]
AdventInnovate: blacksdahistory.org
Blacksdahistory.org is a website that provides free resources, history, and biographies about black Seventh-day Adventists. It was created by Dr. Benjamin Baker, historian and educator, in 2010. Check out the video below or at our YouTube Channel here. To comment, click/tap here.
Southern Asia-Pacific Division Hosts Interdenominational Seminar
24 February 2025 | According to an article by the Southern Asia-Pacific Division, “More than 80 Christian pastors, including 62 from non-Adventist denominations, participated in the PREACH (Project for Reaching Every Active Clergy Home) Seminar on February 3, 2025. The event, hosted by the Adventist Church in East Kalimantan at Hotel Grand Tiga Mustika, aimed […]