SATIRE: GC Recognized as Greenest Organization on Planet for Recycling of Old Ideas

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a development not even the most prophetically gifted saw coming, the General Conference (GC) of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has been recognized as a global leader in environmental sustainability. The International Recycling Coalition (IRC) awarded the GC its top honor, the “Golden Bin,” for its commitment to resource conservation. “The […]