SATIRE: Adventist Prays Little Debbie Treat Will Nourish and Strengthen His Body
Chattanooga, Tennessee – Dying to rip open a box of Little Debbie Nutty Buddy treats, local Pathfinder counselor Patch Aittems paused briefly to say grace, asking for the sugar bomb to nourish and strengthen his body.
Salivating, he added he was grateful to be indulging in the chocolatey goodness, especially as there were so many starving vegans in Loma Linda and even especially Adventist enclaves of his own town that would never know the delicious flavor explosion he was about to enjoy.
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.