SATIRE: Adventist Prays Little Debbie Treat Will Nourish and Strengthen His Body

Chattanooga, Tennessee – Dying to rip open a box of Little Debbie Nutty Buddy treats, local Pathfinder counselor Patch Aittems paused briefly to say grace, asking for the sugar bomb to nourish and strengthen his body. Salivating, he added he was grateful to be indulging in the chocolatey goodness, especially as there were so many […]