SATIRE: Adventist Contractor Exclusively Builds Sabbath-Appropriate Wading Pools
PUDDLE, Florida — An Adventist contractor has launched a business exclusively dedicated to building shallow pools appropriate for Sabbath wading. Holly Stride has taken out ads across Adventist media, advertising “guilt-free Sabbath wading in the comfort of your backyard.” Stride guarantees that none of her pools are deep enough for any “unSabbath-like water activity,” even […]