SATIRE: GC Lowers Maximum Permissible Depth of Sabbath Wading Water

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In an effort to more tightly articulate acceptable Sabbath-keeping practices, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists (GC) has released a new maximum depth of water through which members can wade on Sabbath afternoon walks without being in danger of doing their own pleasure. While previously church guidelines had set the maximum […]