SATIRE: General Conference to Build Skyscraper HQ to Literally Be “Highest Authority on Earth”

Silver Spring, Maryland — In a groundbreaking announcement, the General Conference (GC) has revealed plans to construct a towering skyscraper that will serve as the literal “Highest Authority on Earth.” The skyscraper, aptly named “The Tower of Compliance,” will soar to unprecedented heights, towering over all other structures in the world. The architectural design reflects […]