SATIRE: Adventists Rescued as Practice ‘Run for the Hills’ Goes Wrong

SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota — A group of 28 exhausted Adventists has been rescued 24 hours after straying from a popular hiking trail. “We were on a hike that was supposed to serve as training for the time of trouble,” said Rodney Fergusson, Coordinator for the local Run for the Hills chapter. The organization, based […]