SATIRE: Paranoid Adventist “Ready” for the Time of Trouble

MAGALIA, California. — Paranoid Adventist Sayns Adatimes, of Magalia, California, spends his time frightening fellow Adventists and random passersby with “indisputable” current events updates that “absolutely prove the Time of Trouble is upon us.” Adatimes has dodged small talk for as long as any longsuffering friend can remember, preferring to assail anyone he meets with […]