SATIRE: Loma Linda Researchers Claim Pumpkin Pie “Technically a Vegetable”
In a groundbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the Adventist health community, Loma Linda University (LLU) researchers have declared that pumpkin pie can now be classified as “technically a vegetable.” This unexpected revelation comes just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday, providing a convenient loophole for health-conscious Adventists looking to indulge guilt-free. Dr. Squash […]
