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SATIRE: Beautiful Adventist wife happy to witness to every man that notices her unadorned ring finger

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MAGALIA, California — Bethany Powell says hardly a week goes by without an opportunity for her to witness about her faith. Men approach the attractive 26-year-old with impressive regularity, and each time Bethany is careful to deliver an understanding smile before sending them packing with a compassionate yet firmly delivered, “Sorry, but I’m married.” Bethany […]

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SATIRE: Instagram “Adventist” Filter Removes Jewelry

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MENLO PARK, California — A new “Adventist” filter released by Instagram allows church members to automatically edit out jewelry from their pictures before posting them to the platform. Instagram released a statement claiming that the new filter would save Adventists “hours of laborious manual editing in Photoshop before posting photos that other church members will […]