The General Conference (GC)has submitted a formal reminder to heaven that GCADCOM needs to review the list of anyone who will be admitted through the Pearly Gates. The reminder, based on a new GC policy of “heavenly audits and visa applications,” says that unless candidates for Heaven live up to every one of the edicts […]
LOMA LINDA, California — Martha Dogood has spent the entirety of her life in Loma Linda and is the current world record holder for personally earned Pathfinder honor patches (they fill up seven extra-wide sashes). Martha can quote the Spirit of Prophecy better than White Estate employees and makes Hans Diehl himself blush at her […]
