SATIRE: Hope Channel to Release Adventist Version of “The Bachelorette”

“Adventist television just got spicier,” said Hope Channel spokesperson Brad Curtis as he unveiled the channel’s plan to introduce Hope for Everyone, an Adventist version of the the reality show The Bachelorette. “Romance after college graduation is complicated,” said Curtis. “It’s easy to get discouraged and think that you’re never going to find an Adventist […]