SATIRE: Maybe We Should Just Start an Adventist Singles Monastery
Listen up, fellow BarelyAdventists. Is anyone else tired of the Adventist dating scene? The awkward silences at church functions? The endless stream of well-meaning but clueless setups? Yeah, me too. That’s why I propose a radical solution: The Adventist Singles Monastery. Here’s the deal: Instead of battling the odds in the dating pool, we create […]