SATIRE: GC UNVEILS “Innovative” Plan to Spread 3 Angels’ Messages Via Fax

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a move hailed as groundbreaking by those nostalgic for the 1980s, the General Conference (GC) has unveiled its latest strategy to spread the Three Angels’ Messages: fax machines. “While everyone else is distracted by the internet and social media, we’ve decided to take a bold, unprecedented step backwards,” said GC […]