HUMOR: Signs You Went to Newbold College
No matter when it was you studied at Newbold, the following things probably ring true:
You kissed someone in Sylvia’s Garden
It’s romantic, we get it.
You’ve jetted all over Europe on breaks for less money than it costs to take the train to Scotland
This especially applies if Newbold was your first taste of Europe.
You’ve performed at International Night
It’s a Newbold thing.
You’ve heard David Koresh horror stories
Those stories still creep us out.
You’ve walked to Bracknell more than you care to remember
For those of you that have been gone for a while, Bracknell has gotten better. But it’s still pretty basic.
You’ve put your umbrella to some serious use
There’s no escaping that rain.
You are really into London
For good reason. It’s an hour away and awesome. On just about every level.
You know everyone who went to Newbold your year(s)
Newbold has always been small enough for everyone to know everyone.
You’ve taken the bus to Windsor
Coolest local attraction!!
You love Moor Close
Your Graduation/Wedding Pictures WEre Taken at this Exact Spot
Because the same shot in front of the gym would just be depressing.
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.