SATIRE: Adventist Caught Vacuuming After Friday Sunset

BERKSHIRE, England — Earlier today a sudden bolt of lightning tore a hole in the roof of a house belonging to a Seventh-day Adventist. The lightning strike occurred minutes after sunset as Waden en Agua, a deacon at the local Adventist church, was rushing to finish vacuuming his living room. Famously spread thin for over-committing […]