BERKSHIRE, England — Earlier today a sudden bolt of lightning tore a hole in the roof of a house belonging to a Seventh-day Adventist.
The lightning strike occurred minutes after sunset as Waden en Agua, a deacon at the local Adventist church, was rushing to finish vacuuming his living room.
Famously spread thin for over-committing to church and other causes around town, Agua said he had lost track of time and was rushing to finish his pre-Sabbath chores at the time of the incident.
Agua said he was grateful to be alive and expressed relief that he had not been soaking in his Sabbath bath when the lightning struck.
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.