SATIRE: Underpaid Church Employee Sick of Hearing His Treasure Is in Heaven

Timothy, who has faithfully served as his church’s youth pastor for over a decade, is lamenting his earthly situation and wishing for some tangible benefits to go along with his eternal rewards. “I mean, I love the Lord and all, but when my car breaks down, the mechanic doesn’t take ‘spiritual blessings in heaven’ as […]