SATIRE: SWAT Team Frees Trapped Adventists from Altar Call

ATRAPADO, Fla. — Minutes ago, 250 souls were freed from Atrapado Lane Adventist Church by a SWAT team. The rescue mission took place after news that a visiting preacher’s altar call had gone on for more than an hour. “The guy just kept asking for one more commitment,” said an exhausted deacon, as medics swarmed […]