SATIRE: Loma Linda Releases Tick That Makes You Vegetarian
LOMA LINDA, California — A team of Adventist ultravegetarians, some random hikers, and several senior Loma Linda University (LLU) biologists have successfully engineered a tick that makes those it bites vegetarian. “We went ahead and released a ton of these ticks throughout the Loma Linda area without telling anyone,” said a spokesperson for the LLU-sponsored […]
