SATIRE: Adventist Town Gripped by Sunday Law Fears as Local Bakery Announces Sunday Closure

Hopeville, SDA – In news that has sent shivers down the spines of even the most seasoned doomsayers, Hopeville’s beloved “Heavenly Pastries” bakery announced its doors will be closed this coming Sunday. This seemingly innocuous closure, attributed to “family obligations” by owner Brother Jebediah, has ignited a firestorm of speculation and conspiracy theories hotter than […]