SATIRE: Church Leader Shuts Down Discussion, Reminds Everyone He’s “The Lord’s Anointed”

In an impassioned call to delegates at a recent church leadership meeting, Ned Olsen called for everyone to cease discussion, embrace “unity,” and vote conscientiously according to his views as “The Lord’s Anointed.” “It’s just easier that way.” said Olsen, “This way I don’t have to fire anyone.” The leader said that to make things […]