SATIRE: Adventist Credit Card Launched, Doesn’t Work on Sabbath

SILVER SPRING, Maryland—An Adventist credit card was launched today with some unique features. The credit card is available exclusively through Adventist Book Center (ABC) stores and will not work on Sabbath. “Our credit card is designed to be rejected when it is used between Friday sunset and Saturday sunset,” said ABC spokesperson Pam Flett. She […]