SATIRE: Adventist Suffers Neck Pain From Unequal Yoking to Smarter Wife

LOS ANGELES, California — An Adventist man was taken to the emergency room of East Los Angeles-based White Memorial Medical Center this morning with neck pain that he claimed had been building up over the last several months. Although ER staff had difficulty deciphering his speech, the Los Angeles native identified as Tar Zane attributed […]