SATIRE: Loma Linda University Church to Install Self-Shaking Pews to Wake Snoozing Members

Loma Linda, California, May 30, 2024 – In a pioneering move to enhance the worship experience, Loma Linda University Church is excited to announce the installation of self-shaking church pews. This innovative addition aims to gently wake up any sleeping congregants, ensuring an engaging and attentive atmosphere during services. The self-shaking pews are equipped with […]