SATIRE: New AI Algorithm Calculates Exact Distance Between Theater and Hell
In a groundbreaking development that has Adventist mathematicians buzzing, researchers at the General Conference’s newly established Department of Digital Righteousness claim to have developed an AI algorithm that can precisely calculate the spiritual distance between any entertainment venue and hell. The Revolutionary Algorithm The state-of-the-art program, dubbed “SinSpace Calculator 3000,” uses advanced machine learning to […]
