SATIRE: Enterprising Deacon Taps Members’ Pockets with Card Reader for Offering
Harvesttime, Tennessee — A couple months ago, go-getter deacon Joshua Hudson introduced a groundbreaking approach to boosting offering collections without the knowledge of his fellow members at Pennylane Adventist Church. Equipped with a discrete card reader, he subtly tapped the pockets of members as they filed out of the sanctuary on the way to potluck […]