SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a move hailed as groundbreaking by those nostalgic for the 1980s, the General Conference (GC) has unveiled its latest strategy to spread the Three Angels’ Message: fax machines. “While everyone else is distracted by the internet and social media, we’ve decided to take a bold, unprecedented step backwards,” said GC […]
Harvesttime, Tennessee — A couple months ago, go-getter deacon Joshua Hudson introduced a groundbreaking approach to boosting offering collections without the knowledge of his fellow members at Pennylane Adventist Church. Equipped with a discrete card reader, he subtly tapped the pockets of members as they filed out of the sanctuary on the way to potluck […]