SATIRE: Chuck Norris Converts to Adventism, Turns World Vegetarian

HOLLYWOOD, California — Mere days after famed martial arts action movie star Chuck Norris announced his conversion to Seventh-day Adventism, vegetarianism has spread like wildfire as the diet of choice around the world. The World Health Organization (WHO) reports that due to Norris’s new convictions and now vegetarian lifestyle, a meatless diet has been adopted […]