HOLLYWOOD, California — Mere days after famed martial arts action movie star Chuck Norris announced his conversion to Seventh-day Adventism, vegetarianism has spread like wildfire as the diet of choice around the world.
The World Health Organization (WHO) reports that due to Norris’s new convictions and now vegetarian lifestyle, a meatless diet has been adopted by billions of people “of every nation, kindred, and tribe.”
WHO spokesperson Raundause Cihk said that the diet revolution sparked by Norris was unlike any other ever recorded. “There doesn’t seem to be a soul on the planet that isn’t going veggie crazy right now,” said Cihk. “Some might call this a fad but knowing Chuck Norris, we’re pretty sure this is a seismic shift.”
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.