SATIRE: Church to Introduce Entrance for Introverts – No Greeters
ADVENTIST WORLD – Hot-breath “Happy Sabbaths” and clammy handshakes are turning off introverts that just want to be left alone when they come to church on Sabbath morning. In response the denomination is introducing introvert-friendly side entrances to churches from which greeters are banned. The entrances lead straight to comfortable introvert-only sanctuary seating, bypassing the […]
