SATIRE: Adventist Disfellowshipped After Rice Krispies Found in His Special K Loaf

CRUNCHDALE, Tenn. — Lifelong Adventist and faithful potluck contributor Chip Skeete was disfellowshipped from Crunchdale Church after church elders discovered Rice Krispies in the Special K Loaf he brought to potluck last Sabbath. Church Board members were not impressed with Skeete’s excuse that he had only discovered his meager supply of Special K five minutes […]