SATIRE: GC Introduces “Theological Freeze-Drying” to Preserve Traditional Beliefs
In a bold move to combat what some see as the erosion of traditional Adventist theology, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists (GC) has unveiled its latest initiative: Theological Freeze-Drying. “We’ve noticed that some of our cherished beliefs have been thawing out in the heat of modern cultural pressures,” explained Elder Rigid Dogma, newly appointed […]
