SATIRE: Doug Batchelor Launches “Santa Isn’t Real” Tour of Adventist Kindergartens

Adventist kindergarteners around the country have never been more enraged. The source of their anger appears to be famed Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor, who has launched a whirlwind “Santa isn’t real” tour of schools and churches this December. Batchelor has pledged to eradicate any belief in Santa Claus from the minds of young Adventist kids. […]