GLENDALE, California — Although it hasn’t been an easy journey getting to this point, Michelle Turner says that the next time that Ed from church asks her out, she might actually say yes. Turner said that while this wouldn’t have been the case six months ago, the dire lack of dating options locally has left […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — Next Saturday has been designated Global Pray for Hotter Single Men at Church Sabbath. The special designation comes after decades of complaints that single men at church arrive on Sabbath mornings looking like they just rolled out of bed and believe Ellen White forbade shaving. “The beauty differential between single men and […]
