SATIRE: Scottish Adventist Banned from Michigan Conference for “Cross-dressing”

UPTITE, Michigan — A Scottish Adventist visiting Michigan for the first time was chased out of Uptite Lane Adventist Church for what stone-faced deacons called “shameless cross-dressing.” Alastair McLaughlin, who had decided to wear a traditional Scottish kilt to church, barely made it into Uptite’s foyer before being questioned by the congregation’s disciplinary committee about […]