SATIRE: Adventist Veggie Meat Alternatives Now 100% Indistinguishable From Cardboard
LOMA LINDA, California – NEWSTART Foods announced today that after years of research and development, their line of vegetarian meat substitutes has achieved complete parity with cardboard in terms of taste, texture, and nutritional value. The company’s new ultra-realistic “Thick-Cut Cardboard Steaks” are the culmination of over 50 years spent perfecting the art of making […]
