SATIRE: United Removes Doug Batchelor From Plane for Carrying “Sword of the Spirit”
SACRAMENTO, California — United Airlines confirmed that it had removed veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor from a flight leaving Sacramento International Airport this afternoon. Batchelor was ushered off Newark-bound United Flight 1844 after casually telling a seatmate before takeoff that he was carrying the “Sword of the Spirit.” Batchelor’s panicked fellow passenger wasted no time […]
