SATIRE: GC Asks Adventists to Stop Drinking Roma as It Sounds “Too Catholic”
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — The General Conference (GC) of Seventh-day Adventists is asking members to stop drinking the coffee substitute Roma, as the product’s name “sounds too Catholic.” Tray Poastuhm, a spokesperson for the GC’s Department of Interfaith Stonewalling, said the name “Roma” clearly betrayed the drink’s roots in papal Rome and should therefore not […]
