SATIRE: Nobody Wants to Hear Returning Missionary’s Stories

LOMA LINDA, California — Caleb Westerfielderson had spent the last two years serving as a missionary in a remote village in Papua New Guinea. Armed with his well-highlighted Bible, a suitcase full of Glow Tracts, and an unquenchable zeal for spreading the Adventist message, he was ready to convert the entire village to teetotaling, Sabbath-keeping, […]